Words on a gravestone: I waited but you never came.



To kill a demon made of wet
sawdust. This sort of demon
is almost impossible to kill.
The only way to do it is to
cover its face with wet bread
and karate chop its head off.
Otherwise you are in trouble
and so is the neighbourhood.
Wet sawdust demons like to
terrorise. N.B. Pressing its
face into wet bread that is on
the ground works best
though you can get a result
just by throwing the bread
at its face.


Oxygen should be regarded as a drug.


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